Cry Baby Theory.

 Cry Baby Theory!!

Hello Guys!!!!

Today we’re gonna talk about Melanie Martinez!!! 💗💗💗 Melanie is a singer known by her weird songs;

But what you don't know (or know, I don't know) is that they make criticisms for society. But today we’ke gonna talk about the story of her new album: Cry Baby a girl/woman that came from a troubled family, and is a kid and a adult in the same time!

The first time we see her is in the music Cry Baby, when we see her birth, and we can see the lack of love and care that she had by the mother. The song talks about crying people and bullying.

The second song is Dollhouse, when we see that her family definitely is crazy. Her mother is an alcoholic, her dad is a "workholic" that has extramarital relationships, her brother is a drug addicted, but this just out of the spotlight, because in front of the cameras they are the perfect American family

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The third song is Alphabet Boy, when we meet a boy (Alphabet Boy) from Cry Baby's nursery and this boy is a douchebag which implies and say is smarter of her, and she hate this !!!!!!

The fourth song is Pity Party, when Cry Baby is already a kid and make a birthday party and nobody appears, and this shows that she doesn´t have friends (and make her have a outbreak of rabies and rip all your toys).

The fifth song is Carousel, when the Cry Baby's relationship with the Alpha be better, after all the love and the hate walks together, she is falling in love with him. But isn't reciprocal, he knows Cry baby´s feelings and starts to play with this, making her believe there’s a chance for them.

The sixth song is Play Date, when Alpha calls her for a play date and in this song we can see that he is selfish and egocentric, that doesn´t let her play with her toys, and tries make her feel bad.

And this take us for the seventh song: Cake, when Cry Baby gets sick of it and finishes with him, because she isn´t a piece of cake to be discarded and come back when he wants.

The eighth song is Training Wheels, when Cry teaches Johnny (her new "friend") to ride a bike without the training wheels, and him scold her when he falls, but she doesn´t leave him to give up. It´s so cute!!!

The ninth song is Sippy Cup, when one night Cry Baby´s wake up with strange noises, and goes to the kitchen and sees her mother killing her father and him lover (who never? I never). Her father betrays her mother and the best way to solve the things is killing everyone.

The tenth song is Mrs. Potato Head, when Cry is a teenager and starts to worry with her appearence and starts to learn with the society that her isn´t pretty enough and need to do a plastic surgery, to be more pretty and she’s just gonna have a love with her be like a model. She starts watch a novel that tells the story of the Mrs. Potato Head, she won a plastic surgery from her husband and ends with deformed face, besides being exchanged for her husband. So, Cry learns that she shouldn´t change for others.

The eleventh song is Tag, You're It, when Cry Baby's realize that a man is watching her out the window. One day she goes to the supermarket and the cashier gives to her a glass of poison (weird? no) and when she leaves the supermarket this man starts to chase her at the one underground parking, she tries to escape but he can take her and kidnap her. Now I’m gonna tell you one think going explode your mind, the man was hired by her MOTHER!!!! HER MOTHER HIRED A MAN TO KIDNAP HER!!!!!!!!!!! This isn´t normal.

The twelfth song is Milk and Cookies, when she is in captivity and is forced to cook for her kidnapper. So, one day she makes milk and cookies poisoned for him and poisoned, he eats and passes away, and she runs away.

The thirteenth song is Mad Hatter, when she’s definitely gone mad, she just escaped captivity and go talk with Johnny, but she sees he with other. So, she calls for some crazy "friends" to help her with revenge.

The fourteenth song is Soup, when Cry calls Johnny to go to her house, and when he gets there she kills he drowned in the bathtub.

The fifteenth song is Pacify Her, when Cry Baby gets really crazy and starts to hurt people next her, to make they feel like she, broken. So, one day she was at school and sees a couple (Blue Boy and Basic Bitch), and resolves make them break. She flirts with Blue Boy and Basic Bitch gets very angry and begins to fight for the attention of the Blue Boy.

The sixteenth song is Teddy Bear, when she begins to imagine that her teddy bear (one of the she rents in Pity Party)  wants to kill her, he starts talk to while sleep, put knives under the sheets, cut photos with Cry, and when she gets rid of him, he pops up in her house. FREAKING!!!!!

"You seem to replace your brain with your heart

You take things so hard and then you fall apart

You try to explain, but before you can start

Those cry baby tears come out of the dark" - Cry Baby; Marinez, Melanie